Humorous Stories - Three
Pigs Cry Wolf - Sue Beaver
Two out of three brothers have filed a lawsuit
against M. Beaver for inferior house design, alleging
that a local wolf blew their structures to smithereens
in a matter of seconds.
Pig One claims that M.
Beaver recommended a hay roof, hay walls and a hay loft
in what was once a three bedroom, two bath country home.
Pig One said that his house was first attacked
by a pregnant cow belonging to a neighboring farmer.
The following morning, a wolf came along and it
was the last straw for the house of hay, turning the
structure into what Pig One describes as a total pig
sty.
Pig Two's complaints
run along similar lines, only M. Beaver recommended
sticks as the central source of building material. After
a flock of termites hit Pig Two's structure, a wolf
finished demolition the following evening.
M. Beaver also built
Pig Three's house, an abode that focused on bricks.
We tried to reach Pig Three for comment but he had gone
to the fair.
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unfold.
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