Humorous Stories - Rubber
Ducky
A local tire-maker, whom Tickle Feather will
identify as 'Mitch' was reported to have created a major
scene at the city swimming pool last Saturday night.
It appears that a hostile argument broke
out between Mitch and his Rubber Ducky.
On Friday
night, Toy Boat, a close friend of Rubber Ducky's, disclosed
Mitch's profession which was new news to Ducky who had
believed his bathtub friend to be a diver. Discovering
that Mitch was mutilating rubber to create round road
mowers was too much for Ducky to handle.
Once he
and Mitch arrived at the pool, Ducky jumped out of Mitch's
pocket then proceeded to spray him with a can of mousse,
then sped away into the deep end of the pool. Mitch
was observed by bystanders pleading for Ducky to come
back to him as he didn't know how to swim.
Many heard
Ducky quack out, "Oh? And you told me that
you were a diver."
After two
hours of negotiations, Ducky exited the water and begrudgingly
accompanied Mitch home but refused to ride in his pocket.
Mitch has
agreed to therapy as well as enrolling in a much-needed
swimming class to amend matters. But Ducky says
that things will never be ducky again unless Mitch changes
his line of work.
Tickle Feather
will keep you updated as this story develops.
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