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Humor - Gualded -
by Reporter Luke the Duke at Tickle Feather
As a cowboy in a former life, I
reckon that I know all there is to know about gualdation
(i.e. galded; galled; gualded). If you have ever
suffered from being gualded, or even if you plan to
in the future, Tickle Feather's got some red hot tips
that just might prevent a bad case of guald.
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Luke
the Duke, Special Reporter
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1.
If you plan to ride a horse, or anything for that matter,
don't get in the water.
2.
Don't ride a horse in wet jeans.
3.
Don't sweat because sweat is a liquid, thus increasing
your chances of getting gualded.
4.
If you are particularly prone to gualdness, consider
strapping buffing pads to your thighs before heading
out to that special activity.
5.
If you happen to get gualded, and if you're a cowboy
- don't worry about anyone guessing your circumstance
because bow-legged is all cowboy.
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