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Humor - My Rusty Butt's Gettin' Old -
by Reporter Luke the Duke at Tickle Feather -
Recent studies indicate that the older one grows, the higher the
risk for death.
For example, a 52 year old Dick Wheeler faces a lower risk of death than
a 102 Dick Wheeler. Who would have thunk it?
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Luke
the Duke, Special Reporter
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Studies
also indicate that the following categories equal shorter
life spans: cheating husbands, mimes, clowns and
bad piano players. However, the news isn't all bad.
As
technology grows, more and more is being discovered
about the human body - about what makes we-humans tick.
Scientists everywhere are working like mad to double
the current life span of man. As soon as they
can solve that puzzle, they may work on doubling the
life span of a woman. It depends however,
on how many of these scientists are moonlighting as
cheating husbands, mimes, clowns and piano players.
Nothing's
easy these days. This is Luke the Duke signing
off on this ageless story.
Diet
Humor - All humor comes at the expense of another person's
discomfort. But if we can't laugh at ourselves, how can we appreciate
the spirit of humor? On that note, Tickle Feather is proud to present
outrageous Diet Humor.
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