Chickens Fork Over Fortune to Preying Vultures - Tickle Feather - Humorous bytes to tickle your fancy!

Chickens everywhere are in an uproar over being swindled out of their hard earned dollars, with some birds needing to lay literally hundreds of eggs in order to pay for the flying lessons.

According to Velma Chicken pictured below, because of being hoodwinked, she will need to relocate from her lavish hen house to a chicken shack near the railroad tracks.

Velma cackled, "And it's not easy laying eggs there with all those trains tooting in and out, day and night.  I'm not happy about this one little bit!"

Velma Chicken & her sis, Nilly

Her sister, Nilly didn't want to be seen on camera but stated that she has close feathered friends that will give these bad birds something to crow about once they are caught.

Jail these Birds:  You can help in catching these naughty birds, putting them in the pen where they belong.  Here's how...

Be on the lookout for a flock of three, possibly four birds that look at bit odd as a group.

Victor the Vulture is the gang leader and has also been involved in cock-fighting, hitting the rings incognito to clean up big time.

Marty Owl is a shrewd, cunning bird, wiser than the average Joe.  Birds know him as a former movie star, the owl-version of The Flying Nun.  The series was a fly-by-night, only lasting two episodes, leaving Marty a bit hot under the wings.

Clyde is the bird brains of the operation, working behind the cockpit as a partner in crime.

Last but not least, and sometimes separated from the group, is George - nickname, Washington.  His anger began as a small bird when his father accused him of pecking down a cherry tree with his large yellow beak.

If you happen to see these birds in flight, please notify the proper authorities asap.  They are armed with very sharp beaks and considered dangerous.