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Food Pyramid for Dogs - The
real Bow-Wow from Tickle Feather.
Just released is the updated
Food Pyramid for Dogs based on a survey involving canines
living in backyards, junk yards, countryside's
and apartments. Click
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Humorous Stories - Model
Exposed in Explosive Scandal
"Wendy",
a professional model quite well-known in the field,
was strutting down the red-carpeted runway at Saturday's
Annual Modeling Exhibition when a loud honk echoed over
the loud speaker.
The honk was followed by a gush of
wind that rushed over the audience and much of the crowd
described Wendy's skirt splitting, then ballooning from
her leg.
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Tickle
Feather - The Funniest Stories on the Planet
Tall,
Tall Tree Spooked by Ghost - Tickle Feather happened
upon this story by accident. We were out in the woods
doing a bit of exploring and came across a tree that
appears to not only be gnarled, but also snarled. Just
look at Tree's twisted pie hole to get the full drift
of this mystery story in the making!
We
wondered what on earth could have caused this phenomenon?
What would contort the bark of a tree to display
such fear?
Theory
One: Had
a small boy in uniform violated its bark? We could
detect no visible hack marks to indicate such. No
axe lay about the area, soiled with fresh wood sap from
the tree.
Theory
Two:
Had a hiker with a too-full bladder let loose the juice?
No, for the tree smelled as fresh as a daisy.
Tickle
Feather planned to delve into several more theories
regarding Tree's flustered bark but what we discovered
in our photo lab stopped any further speculation regarding Tree's
look of fear. Peering closely at our untouched
photo, we detected what appears to be a ghost of sorts
holding a lantern of sorts in its slimy little hands.
When we
were snapping the shot of Tree, other than the plant
life and wildlife in the area, we could detect no other
living presence. Is this disturbing form a ghost? We
can think of no other plausible explanation. And
if we had to guess, it was Ghost's plan to torch Tree
with his trusty little lantern!
Upon further
research, Tickle Feather uncovered even more disturbing
facts concerning the Ghost. It appears that 50-odd
years ago, a hanging occurred on All Hallow's Eve. The
crime involved a mysterious man in black named Sparkey
Night who had a fascination with matches. Every
night, Sparkey would torment his family by passing
a load of gas, then lighting up a match - the flames
leaching out and frightening the family.
On All Hallow's
Eve, the family held a Family Conference and decided
to expel Sparkey from the house. As Sparkey ran
into the woods, he was still playing with his matches,
lighting up the area - big and bright. He was
so caught up in his adventure that he didn't see the
tree limb that caught him up to his demise.
A fascinating
story, isn't it? We can only assume that Sparkey
(aka Ghost) blames Tree for his demise and was seeking
vengeance. Lucky for Tree that Tickle Feather arrived
in the ...nick of time.


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