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The Golden Needle - "Jeepers, Creepers" is a common saying among the townsfolk of Golden Needle these days. The towns only stone-hewn work of art was demolished over the weekend by out of town visitors, the loss to the town, acute. This is the complete scoop - one that you'll only find at TickleFeather.com.....

The 'Lovely' Mystery Couple

The Golden Needle Before

The Golden Needle the Morning After

On Saturday evening, what appeared to be a lovely couple barreled into the town of Golden Needle intent on enjoying the sites of the city, including the 'Golden Needle', a once-beautiful work of art worth a good chunk of cold cash.

It began at Senorita Lolita's Mexican restaurant on the square. The mystery couple enjoyed plate after plate from the all-you-can-eat buffet, owner Lolita taking note that they appeared to be quite fond of the double-garlic quesadillas.

After the mysterious couple left the restaurant they were seen viewing the sites of the town which included the courthouse, the town park, the town gardens and the once-exquisite Golden Needle.

Several bystanders reported observing the couple leaning over a bit too close to the Golden Needle. Many believe that the iron rods surrounding the statue applied too much pressure on the stranger's tummies, particularly in lieu of the big Mexican feast.

A loud belch ensued which was so violent it literally melted the face of the Golden Needle.

Devalued, demoralized and disturbing - all of these words describe the plethora of emotions circling the townspeople these days.

The mysterious strangers vanished but have since been reported to have been seen observing Mount Rushmore.

The town has since hired a monument restoration artist to restore the Golden Needle. When Tickle Feather interviewed him, he was skeptical of any outcome saying, "We will have to wait and see. Right now, the Golden Needle looks like an ugly Jane Hathaway."

Shortly thereafter, a mob arrived with intentions to ride the artist out of town on a rail-post as they believe Ms. Hathaway to be a foxy cupcake.

Tickle Feather will keep you updated on any important developments involving this hot story.

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