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Food Pyramid for Dogs - The
real Bow-Wow from Tickle Feather.
Just released is the updated
Food Pyramid for Dogs based on a survey involving canines
living in backyards, junk yards, countryside's
and apartments. Click
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Humorous Stories - Model
Exposed in Explosive Scandal
"Wendy",
a professional model quite well-known in the field,
was strutting down the red-carpeted runway at Saturday's
Annual Modeling Exhibition when a loud honk echoed over
the loud speaker.
The honk was followed by a gush of
wind that rushed over the audience and much of the crowd
described Wendy's skirt splitting, then ballooning from
her leg.
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Missing
Duck Story Quacked - The search
for the Monroe family pet, DoDo Duck, has been called
off as this missing duck story was quacked on Thursday
during a high-society function which featured a celebrity
dinner. Fortunately for DoDo, duck was not on the menu
- although all is not well in the Monroe household....
Stork
Loses Baby -
The entire town of Bawlings is talking about 'the one
that got away' only the star of this local tabloid is
a bird and not a fish...
"Now, where in the heck
did that kid go?"
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Tuesday
evening, Mona Lotts spent an additional
five hours on the delivery table due to
the ineptness of a Delivery Stork.
Tickle
Feather contacted both the Lotts and Stork
for comment. Stork did not return our call.
The Lotts plan to follow up with a
class action lawsuit as several other families
in Bawlings suffered longer than necessary
delivery times because Stork didn't deliver.
An
insider has revealed that Stork brazingly
stopped in mid-flight to take a dip in The
Big Blue Pond. When he went to scoop up
Baby Lotts, Baby had vanished.
Rather
than following official rules and recommendations
set forth
in The Big Blue Book for Storks, Stork ran around the
pond looking for Baby Lotts for several hours before
summoning help. A blimp flying over the area managed
to record Stork on film and the photographer commented,
"Stork looked totally lost - like a big chicken
with his head cut off. I never saw so much dust
being stirred up in my life. No wonder he couldn't
find Baby Lotts through all that foggy dust."
In addition
to Stork's poor job performance, and the potential lawsuit,
several citizens of Bawlings are petitioning the city
to substitute stork for turkey during the upcoming holiday
season.
The Mayor's
comments included, 'Not a bad idea and perhaps this
would teach a lesson to any storks who are pondering
running amuck. A perk is that drumsticks will
be larger."
Tickle Feather
did manage to track down Stork's girlfriend, Sissy Stork.
When we passed along the Mayor's comments, Sissy's
beak did a drop dive. Three paramedics were summoned
to revive her, but the respirator mask just wouldn't
fit properly. When Sissy finally came to, she
flew away before we could question her further.
Bottom line:
Are people simply overreacting to Stork's pond vigil?
Tickle Feather isn't surprised by the quagmire. This
situation had to happen some time. Baby Lotts
was eventually united with his mother, so all is well
that ends well.
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Stork
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The entire town of Bawlings is talking about 'the one
that got away' only the star of this local tabloid is
a bird and not a fish... Click
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Wild
West
Humor - Gualded -
by Reporter Luke the Duke at Tickle Feather
As a cowboy in a former life, I
reckon that I know all there is to know about gualdation
(i.e. galded; galled; gualded). If you have ever
suffered from being gualded, or even if you plan to
in the future, Tickle Feather's got some red hot tips
that just might prevent a bad case of guald. Click
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If you're feeling like your special
someone has just stripped the hon out of honey, then
take to heart our story about Ug the Caveman. Some
of the most violent relationships transpired and retired
in the prehistoric century. Click
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Humorous Stories - Three
Pigs Cry Wolf - Sue Beaver
Two out of three brothers have filed a lawsuit
against M. Beaver for inferior house design, alleging
that a local wolf blew their structures to smithereens
in a matter of seconds. Click
here for full scoop
World's
Biggest Camel Toe Sighting - Far, far, far away
in the city of Viborosa, the world's biggest camel toe
has been sighted. The camel toe measures 12 inches
in width, 12 inches in length - a perfect square. Click
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