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real Bow-Wow from Tickle Feather.
Just released is the updated
Food Pyramid for Dogs based on a survey involving canines
living in backyards, junk yards, countryside's
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Humorous Stories - Model
Exposed in Explosive Scandal
"Wendy",
a professional model quite well-known in the field,
was strutting down the red-carpeted runway at Saturday's
Annual Modeling Exhibition when a loud honk echoed over
the loud speaker.
The honk was followed by a gush of
wind that rushed over the audience and much of the crowd
described Wendy's skirt splitting, then ballooning from
her leg.
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Feather - The Funniest Stories on the Planet
Ballet
Sidewinder -
An incident at the local ballet school has tutu's wagging
from one end of town to the other. Tickle Feather
garnered this exclusive story which you will only find
at this website.
It appears
that after ballet dancer, 'Meg' got a bit angry with
ballet dancer, 'Sue', she did a total la-coo-ca-ra-cha
on Sue's ultra-expensive ballet mask with her pink satin
Toe Shoes. Needless to say, the object wasn't
the only thing in the room that cracked.
Seeing
the damage inflicted on her prized mask,  Sue
lit out in a fast spin, quickly moving sideways - her
netted tutu furiously sanding against Meg's unprotected
legs leaving them looking like they had been attacked
by a wild cat.
To
Meg's demise, she had foregone slipping into leotards
for her ballet workout, claiming the need to feel free
and unharnessed.
Tickle
Feather also learned that the root of Meg's anger stemmed
from a jealous rage over Sue's perfect Tour En L'air,
a ballet move generally performed by a man but obviously
mastered completely by Sue, a robust ballet dancer from
the poignant age of 9, almost 70 years ago.
Sue
touts her longevity and good health to a strict daily
routine consisting of ballet, yoga and boxed prunes.
In Sue's words, "If prunes don't get a body
moving, then nothing will."
Meg,
a 29 year old ballet débutante has agreed to repair
Sue's mask with a bit of Gorilla Glue and pastel paints.
As a note, Meg is a well-known artist pursuing
the art of ballet in her free time.
We'll
keep you posted on any developments in this fascinating
cultural arts story.
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