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Politician 101 - What Not to Do in Order to Become a Bona Fide Politician
Tickle Feather is offering a short online course to politician hopefuls. Topics covered include manners, appropriate sexual behavior, ethnic pitfalls as well as one course entitled, 'Banking on Political Success' for those with sticky fingers....
What 'Not to Do' to Become a Bona Fide Politician
- Never toot in public because it's sure to follow you throughout your quest for political greatness.
- Whenever viewing someone of the opposite color, there's no need to point out such as most of us have eyes, and those that can't see generally don't give a hoot about skin color.
- Never make promises because promises are made to be broken - even wedding promises when politics are involved. However, if you do decide to date, choose that date wisely and marry without delay. One partner equals zillions of votes.
- Don't become so infatuated with money that you are able to recite all the faces found on money by heart.
- When vacationing, choose a sport or activity that is somewhere in between woodcutter and windsurfer. Voters tend to associate with politicians who share normal activities.
- You may want to consider wearing a camera on your lapel 24/7 for dispelling rumors. Although you can't always count on votes, you can always count on rumors.
- And last but not least, mind your manners. Don't go shooting anyone, or puking in anyone's lap, or......well, you get the picture.
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