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Official
Food Pyramid for Dogs - The
real Bow-Wow from Tickle Feather.
Just released is the updated
Food Pyramid for Dogs based on a survey involving canines
living in backyards, junk yards, countryside's
and apartments. Click
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Humorous Stories - Model
Exposed in Explosive Scandal
"Wendy",
a professional model quite well-known in the field,
was strutting down the red-carpeted runway at Saturday's
Annual Modeling Exhibition when a loud honk echoed over
the loud speaker.
The honk was followed by a gush of
wind that rushed over the audience and much of the crowd
described Wendy's skirt splitting, then ballooning from
her leg.
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Original
Joke Copyrighted by Tickle Feather - February
12, 2006
Breaking
Non-Confirmed News - Dan Quail Cancels Hunting
Trip With VP
Tickle Feather
has received an unconfirmed rumor that former
Vice President Dan Quail has canceled a
hunting trip with Vice President Cheney.
We
have no idea whatsoever why. Why?
Because more details were not provided during
the rumor exchanging event, and due to such,
we are reminded of many famous Presidential
statements that occurred during hunting
excursions:
" It's
no exaggeration to say that the undecideds
could go one way or another." ~President
George W. Bush while chameleon hunting.
"When
you have got an elephant by the hind leg,
and he is trying to run away, it's best
to let him run." ~ Republican Abe
Lincoln while on a wild safari hunt for
white elephants.
"A
man is not finished when he's defeated;
he's finished when he quits." ~Richard
Nixon while on a snipe hunt excursion.
" Get
action. Seize the moment. Man was
never intended to become an oyster."
~ Theodore Roosevelt during deep sea
dive off the coast of Myrtle Beach.
"Ask
not what your country can do for you - ask
what you can do for your country."
~ John F. Kennedy's conversation to a
bald eagle during bird hunting excursion.
"The
buck stops here."~ Harry Truman's
desk decor. (Deer oh deer!)
And
finally.....
"Whoops
Big Time." ~ VP Dick Cheney on recent
quail hunting trip.

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