Monkey Man Identified as Missing Organ Grinder

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Monkey Man Identified as Missing Organ Grinder - Tickle Feather has learned the whereabouts of music man, Jock Downerzephinfire in a late breaking story. Jock went missing about five months ago and it appears that he has turned up at the local zoo where he has been impersonating a monkey.

Jock appeared to be in great need of a shave and a haircut.

Other than personal housekeeping needs, Jock was in amazingly fit shape for a man who had been living off of bananas, monkey chow and fleas for the past five months.

Asked why he had sought solace at the local zoo, Jock replied, "My monkey made me do it. I simply got tired of Rico getting all the attention when I was doing all the work. I had to grind my organ all day long while all he had to do was look cute and hold out a tin can. I just got sick of it all and I thought, if Rico could live the life of a slacker, then so could I."

Zoo officials do not plan to press charges and claimed

that Jock had become one of the larger attractions at the zoo. They have even extended him an offer to return if he so desires.

Jock is planning to do just that after he enjoys a good Mexican meal at his favorite restaurant. He told us, "I find it fun, being a swinger."

We tried to locate Rico for his input but we learned that he joined a traveling circus shortly after Jock vanished and he works for peanuts now.

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