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Food Pyramid for Dogs - The
real Bow-Wow from Tickle Feather.
Just released is the updated
Food Pyramid for Dogs based on a survey involving canines
living in backyards, junk yards, countryside's
and apartments. Click
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Humorous Stories - Model
Exposed in Explosive Scandal
"Wendy",
a professional model quite well-known in the field,
was strutting down the red-carpeted runway at Saturday's
Annual Modeling Exhibition when a loud honk echoed over
the loud speaker.
The honk was followed by a gush of
wind that rushed over the audience and much of the crowd
described Wendy's skirt splitting, then ballooning from
her leg.
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Smokey
Bears -
Two bears roasting their winnies in Central Park late
Saturday afternoon have given new meaning to Smokey
Bears. Teddy, looking a young twenty-two, started
the fiasco when he added pigeon droppings to the grill.
When queried
by officials, he explained that he was trying to achieve
a hot fire in order to produce a crusty winnie.
The
incident had park visitors running for cover,
desperately trying to see
through the thick
curtain of smoke - part charcoal, part pigeon.
Smoke
necessitated the removal of two winos, a
clown act and a flock of baby pigeons
from the park until the smoke could be cleared.
Tickle Feather
reached Teddy's companion, Tootie Bear who
told us that she was fearful of Teddy's
fire, concerned that sparks from the roaring
inferno might catch
their fur on fire. Tootie was just restuffed last
year, the experience grueling and expensive, leaving
her with the typical itching associated with new stuffing
for about two weeks after her ordeal.
Tootie explained
that a couple of Good Samaritans at the park dialed
for emergency help which arrived shortly thereafter.
Rescue personnel found a befuddled Teddy, his
burnt fork, and a group of pigeons who were openly protesting
the incidence.
Tickle Feather
also manage to track down Smokey Bear to get his take
on the incident. Smokey Bear, known for his efforts
in stomping out fires, did not have kind comments for
Teddy. He recommended that Teddy not only receive a
citation for his firebug fiasco, but that he should
also be given to a child with a vicious dog come Christmas.
Unfortunately, Santa could not be reached by Tickle
Feather for comment.
We are happy
to report that all ended well for Teddy, who not
only avoided a citation, but who also was successful
in producing his crusty winnie before the rescue squad
arrived. There was one little blip - as explained
by Tootie. The crusty winnie incident left Teddy
with a bad case of the trots. However, Tootie
said that Teddy's doctor expects a full recovery with
Teddy's bowels switching from white back to their normal
color.
So all is
well that er....ends well.
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