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Diet - Presidential Health Matters
A few years back, I was secretly contacted and was able to put in my two cents worth regarding - might we say 'presidential health matters'. My Diet Recommendation? Ditch those fast food burgers, shakes, fries and cigars. My final caveat? If you don't, I see a heartbreak in your future. Gosh, I'm good! For as time passed by, revelations were revealed. In fact, hearts were so broken that they required surgery to repair. The sad fact of life is.....it doesn't matter who we are, where we are, what we are, we all must face the 'd' word. We all come (no pun intended) and we all go. Although we may not be able to control the inevitable, we can control our longevity to a degree. In many cases, to a big degree! Double cheeseburgers, shakes, fries and cigars all contribute to heart disease. By keeping our daily diets wholesome - as well as by keeping smoking rods out of our mouths....we sometimes are able to add years - if not decades to our lives. Many times, the damage cannot be undone. Many times, we are given second chances. And many times, those second chances produce awesome changes in the person that we are which can indeed transcribe into a very long, and healthier way of life! |
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