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Fashion Sense

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Diet Sharks

Diet Devil

Vanna's Bad Diet Day

Exercise Wardrobe Malfunction

 Weight Loss - Harry's Got a Footlong

"Harry should be ashamed of himself. And who cares if he has a footlong?"

Jack, Bill, George and Ralph are being pretty hard on Harry.  That footlong may not be as dangerous as the boys think it is.  Here is the Diet Calorie Scoop:

Jack's Hot Buttered Popcorn contains more calories than Harry's footlong.

Bill's large caramel apple also contains more calories than Harry's footlong.

George's double-meat/double-cheese burger also contains more calories than Harry's footlong.

Ralph's double decker, extra large coned ice cream also contains more calories than Harry's footlong.

Harry's footlong is prepared with a fat-free frank and is enhanced with just a smear of mustard - which contains minimal calories. The bun may be filled with carbs, but only contains 220 caloies.  Total calorie count: about 320 calories.

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