Humorous
Politics - The Eagle Has Landed!
Politics
has flown (pun intended) to a new level in the White
House. Tickle Feather has learned that scientists
(mad scientists?) have been working on developing a
new national bird. The new political bird will
take the place of the standard eagle, but the eagle
isn't completely vanishing from American heritage.
Tickle Feather
spoke with a few politicians (who asked not to be identified)
(but we aren't going to jail for anyone) who said
that the goal is to create an American icon that mirrors
beauty and strength. One-half of the bird is peacock;
the other is the head of the eagle. Even though
the eagle's wings have been clipped, the sharp beak
remains. They are still hammering out a name for
the new political icon which will do it justice, some
of which include: The Pea-Eagle, The Ecock and The Peagle.
Tickle Feather managed to get a quick shot of
the new American-controversial-cock below.
Special
Note: No harm was done to any animals in the making
of this timely article.

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